YO MAMA

Not for the weak hearted.

- Yo mama is so fat, children play hide and seek in her.
- Yo mama so fat, when she burps, the biotech team comes in to take her to safe keeping.
- Yo mama so fat, when she breathes in, you dont need no vacuum cleaners.
- Yo mama so stupid that she thought, oh wait. SHE DOESNT.
- Yo mama so stupid, when the radio played "Rain is coming down", she took for cover cause she was afraid of falling people.
- Yo mama so ugly, that when she gave birth to you, the doctor pleaded for mercy, and died the next day.
- Yo mama so fat, when she farts, children fly right off their shoes.

- Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

I think these were REALLY good.

My friend, Jonathan, made them. XD!

- Yo mama so stupid, she cried when humpty dumpty fell of the wall.

- Yo mama so dumb, when she read the nursery rhyme the old lady in the shoe, she checked all her shoes for that old lady.

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hahahaahahahahahahaha!

Fin~