Now

But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
For a hero’s strength is measured by his heart

Go the distance - Micheal Bolton
hu.
Now that i can breathe, i can tell you straight up.
Think about that sentence.

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Sides that, anybody like yo mama jokes?
i can think of a certain girl which does. anyway..

Me and my comic brother Hoong Woei started this whole YO MAMA war out of fun.
THIS, is a SAMPLE of what we made.


WARNING: NOT FOR THE SOFT HEARTED. XD! (or moms XDDD)

Bryan: Blue
Hoong Woei : Red

Yo Mama so fat, that when she swims in the pacific ocean, the whales pop out and start singin 'We Are Family!'!

Yo mama so dumb, she found the race Goofy!
*cacat one HAHAHAHA*

Well yo mama so old, that when she looks into the mirror, everything is SAAAAAAGGY!

Yo mama so black, she makes those niggas look as white as cotton!

Well yo mama so fat, taht when she farts, she gives the firefighters a job!

Yo mama so black, that when she breastfeeds, black coffee comes out!

Well yo mama so dumb, she thought Daddy Yankee was the father of the guy that named his friggin hat Macaroni!

HAHAHAHAHA! hysterical laughter from here on you can imagine for yourself.
The rest were either taken from Meet The Spartans, About our school ppl or just plain obscene.
=)
Fin~