Valentines day is around the corner..hai..hai..NO DATE?
well, catch a date, with this LAME pick up lines, that make them laugh, then say "hey, your not a bad guy"
ready?!?
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"If you were in a meat market, you would be, prime rib.."
"If you were in a meat market, you would be, prime rib.."
"You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.."
WTH!! HAHAHA
okok.. continue..
"Are you a compass? cause it seems that you guide my way.."
"Slow down, sugar, Im diabetic.."
"do you know karate? cause your kicking.."
HAHAHAHA!!! okok.. a few more..
"Do you have raisins?" 'No..' " how about a date then?"
If you were a burger, you would be McGorgeous."
this is farmost, the best i got..
"i may not be Fred Flintstone, but i can make your BedRock.."
AHHAHAHAHAHA!!
eh, i heard that on radio ok.. hahaha!!
ok.. answer to be posted soon i guess..
Feel my wrath,
would you please?
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