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you might be bored of my teacher stories..

but i aint bored of telling em.. ^^

my maths teacher, the nonsense.

Ok, next week class there will be 40 questions, all subjective and your given 50 minutes to finish it.
ok?

*silence*

OI! no la, all objective wan!! you think yuo can do ah?
==" ahhh..haha...
then suddenly he talk about one small girl with family all girls wan.
" so, this small girl right, her whole family all girls wan.. accept the father,
so change in the house la, balcony la, outside la,
*pause*
eh, dont try this you know..
(LAUGH LIKE ANIMALS)
ok, anyway, there was a gathering in her house you know, family stuff la.
so, when she walk pass the toilet, got one boy bathing you know.
*dunno why the door open la*
so when she walk pass right, her face ah, like this.."



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O O
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HAHAHA!!!!!
his face EXACTLY LIKE THAT WEI!!
"then right, she started crying you know!"
HAHAHA!! ok then right, we learn la.. circles.. pentagons..

*tiba tiba*]
GRRROOOMMM...

...

w-what was that?..
thunder, 'cher..
ohh.. i scared la..

0.0.. HAHAHA!!!
hes a big dude!! hahaah!!!

then right, he drew an UGLAY pentagon..
ah! cheh!!

then he said " you know why anot i cannot draw?"
"come i tell'

"*flashback...*" (looks to the stars..)
it was when i was your age like that..
so right, got seni test, they told wat to do 3 weeks before mah.. so its 3-Dimension picture..
so i go back home, i dream about it, i think about it, i on the toiletbowl also think..
then, when i finally got it, i went to school.
know what i draw?
APPLE.
HAHAHA!!! i thought it was something AMAZING wei!!
haah!!
so, i went to school,then, 2:00,i sat down, visualize little bit, pray la, then i start at 3:40.
so, i do do do do do,
then i got the PERFECT apple!! yes, i tell you, nevermind la i wont tell you.

0.0.. HAHAH!!!
then right, i sit down, 3:45 already, then i pusing, then, got one bottle there all the colour mix become black right, so, i PUSING, KETHONK!

all black.
MY 3-D masterpiece become no-D wei!!

0.0.. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
so right, i go see teacher, she say.. "hmm.. ok lah, i give you one more artblock.

3:56.
so, there was question number 4, do a picture with moral values you know,so,
i PAINT..

the whole thing black.=="

then, when i pass up, teacher say,

SHANKA!!!
yeaaasss??
what uis this shanka?
its a masterpiece.
==" NO, SHANKA.
okok, there is a kampung, and that kampung is miskin, so, when at night, no light.
so, inside this kampung house, there is a boy studying, but i painted the pictureat night.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

you know what she gave me?

1 markah.

GOOD RIGHT!?
at least not 0 ok, or else, when i go back home, my mom will say "shankaaaaaa, why yiou got nothing...."
but that day she said" Shankaaaaaa, im so proud of you."

HAHAHAAHH!!!!!

nonsense, after that summore,
this is a pentagon..(he drew a daimond like one.. ^^") NOT PANTAGON or PANTHERGON ok!?
my students aa.. ahaih..==" hahaha!!
then, this is a hexagon..

NOT SEXAGON...
WHAT THE!!! HAAHAHHA!!!

all in all,
MY teachers rock!! XD!!!